Who can defeat the flying murder machines?
The Canada Goose doesn’t exactly have the best reputation.
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Probably because the Canada Goose is basically concentrated murder shoved inside a terrifying flying machine.
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They won’t think twice about ruining your most special of days.
Because they hate happiness and they don't want you to have any, either.
They’re even dicks to EACH OTHER.
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