You’re 75% sure they would kill you if they thought they could.
Your cat is constantly trying to steal your food.
Your cat sees themselves as too good for cat food and so will try and steal human food at every opportunity.
Yet when you try and give them food to buy their love, they reject you.
You can’t wear certain items of clothing because you cat has covered them in cat hair.
Your cat never lets you take cute pictures with them.