This puppy could chew up the entire contents of your wallet and you wouldn’t be mad.
If this puppy knocked over ever single potted plant you own, you would give him a treat before cleaning it up.
Biggie / Cute or Not
This shining light could even commit credit card fraud using your identity and it would all be fine with you.
In fact, this golden-brown, toasted marshmallow could burn your crops and marry your wife and you’d let it happen.